From school alumni’s website;
To men, computers must be female because:
No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review.
Native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible.
“Bad command or filename” about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
As soon as you commit to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
To women, computers must be male because:
Size does matter.
They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
They have a lot of data but still can’t think for themselves.
They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten better model.
It is always necessary to have a backup.