WARNING : RULES TO ALL WOMEN

Fwded from alumni forums.. Thanks Lechek

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Extremely important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends, fiances, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in general) These rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in June/July this year?????? FAILURE TO ADHERE TO THE RULES STIPULATED AS PER BELOW WILL RESULT IN SEVERE REPERCUSSIONS.

List Of Rules.

1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.

2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).

3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don??????t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.

4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the second floor??????.it wont happen.

5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs of Coke in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 7am and 5pm, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day. This rule however is discretionary. (please refer to rule 2)

6. Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say ??????et over it, its only a game?????? or ??????on??????t worry, they??????ll win next time?????? If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called ??????ords of encouragement??????will only lead to a break up or divorce (not necessarily in that order).

7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying ??????ne??????game, hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to ??????pend time together??????

8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don??????t care if I have seen them or I haven??????t seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.

9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.

10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.

11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying ??????ut you have already seen this??????why don??????t you change the channel to something we can all watch???????? the reply will be: ??????efer to Rule #2 of this list??????

12. And finally, please save your expressions such as ??????hank God the World Cup is only every 4 years?????? I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, etc etc.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Regards,
Men of the World

BMW Sauber F1 Team 2006

12 Mac ni new f1 season start kat Bahrain. Semalam (kelmarin?) kuor kat news, BMW Sauber F1 Team dan test drive the ‘new machine’ kat Valencia. Ada gambar terkini team dan kereta baru BMW tu tp sumer copyright, so kena mintak permission dulu.. kang kena saman kang naya..

Anyway kalau nk tgk jugak bleh browse;

Formula1.Com | Pitpass.Com | Official BMW Sauber F1

Kalau search kat major sites (Yahoo, Google etc.) pun banyak result. Or better browse mana-mana community board F1..

Technical Specifications
Chassis – Carbon-fibre monocoque
Suspension – Upper and lower wishbones (front and rear), inboard springs and dampers, actuated by pushrods (Sachs Race Engineering)
Brakes – Six-piston callipers (Brembo), carbon pads and discs (Brembo, Carbone Industrie)
Transmission – Longitudinally mounted 7-speed transmission, carbon-fibre clutch (AP)
Chassis electronics – Magneti Marelli
Steering wheel – BMW Sauber F1 Team
Tyres – Michelin
Wheels – OZ

Dimensions
Length – 4,610 mm
Width – 1,800 mm

Height – 1,000 mm
Track width, front – 1,470 mm
Track width, rear – 1,410 mm
Wheelbase – 3,110 mm
Weight – 600 kg (incl. driver, ready to drive, tank empty)

BMW P86 Engine Specifications
Designation – BMW P86
Type – Normally aspirated V8
Bank angle – 90 degrees
Displacement – 2400cc
Valves – Four per cylinder
Valve train – Pneumatic
Engine block / Cylinder head – Aluminium
Crankshaft – Steel
Oil system – Dry sump lubrication
Engine management – BMW
Weight – 95kg

Team Driver
Nick Heidfeld (28) – Germany)
Jacques Villeneuve (34) – Canada

Robert Kubica (21) – Poland
source : Planet-f1.Com

Adidas Teamgeist – Official Match Ball for the 2006 FIFA World Cup

Adidas Teamgeist

The new adidas +Teamgeist introduces a radically new 14-panel configuration reducing the amount of three-panel touch points by 60% and the total length of the panel lines by over 15%, forming a smooth and perfectly round exterior allowing players significant improvements in accuracy and control.

The Match Ball is designed in white and black, the traditional colors of the German national football team, and accentuated with the golden color of the FIFA World Cup trophy.

Its name, ‘+Teamgeist’, is based on the single most decisive characteristic every team needs to have in order to lift the trophy: team spirit!

source : Dexigner.com

Apalah nasib bola sepak Malaysia..

Kenapa bolasepak Malaysia kita tak maju-maju?

Player

:: Tiada/kurang stamina

:: Tiada daya saing

:: Lemah semangat

:: Kurang latihan

:: Asas teknik main yang tidak kukuh

:: Cepat mengalah

:: Lagi suka bermain di kelab kerana gaji lumayan

Jurulatih

:: Modul latihan tak cukup

:: Tiada idea bagaimana melatih pemain Malaysia

FAM

:: Tidak buat ”Soccer School” untuk melatih bakat-bakat cilik.

:: Duit banyak tapi tak guna untuk pembangunan sukan bolasepak.

:: Suka menyalahkan jurulatih.

:: Suka tukar jurulatih.

:: Suka tukar pemain.

:: Seminggu sebelum perlawanan baru nak start latihan, pilih pemain.

Sebab2 lain

:: Ibu bapa tidak menggalak anak2 bermain bolasepak secara professional.

:: Main bola tiada jaminan.

:: Kita lagi suka tengok English Premier League

:: Kurang siaran langsung di tv.

:: Pengacara siaran langsung di RTM boring