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The new Malaysia Licence Plate

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AKu terbaca blog member, die tunjuk world’s licence plate. Which btw, die dapat dari Licence Plates of the World. Then aku terpikir, apsal plat kereta Malaysia boring aa? (Rujukan : Spesifikasi nombor plat kereta Malaysia) Hitam putih je ade, pastu kalau teksi putih hitam… hmmph… tak kreatif langsung.. Tengok plat kenderaan dikeliling anda. ADW1088, WGK101.. etc, dan ape akan jadi selepas plate number sampai ke WYY9999? Malaysia kalau tak salah aku bukan rotate number. Kereta plat AJ20 akan kekal AJ20 walaupun keta tu dah tak idup selagi tader org tukar (kalau tak salah aku la).

So ape kite nak buat? Kereta makin lame makin banyak. Dulu ade ura2 nk tukar plate system tapi sampai sekarang tak dengar cite ape pun. Maka, aku pun dengan bangganye membuat design plate kereta sendiri.

Kenderaan Persendirian
Malaysia Licence Plate

Kenderaan Awam dan Bukan Persendirian
Malaysia Licence Plate

Kenderaan Rasmi DiRaja
Malaysia Licence Plate

Kenderaan Rasmi Polis dan Tentera
Malaysia Licence Plate

Kenderaan Rasmi Milik Kerajaan
Malaysia Licence Plate

Kenderaan Rasmi Diplomat
Malaysia Licence Plate

Ape istimewanya plate baru ni?
1. Bentuk yang seragam dan penuh warna warni
2. Mudah nak cam kereta siapa/jenis ape dari jauh
3. Boleh letak nama kawasan dan kod, e.g) Gombak, Selayang, Rawang, Ipoh, Muar etc.
4. Cuma perlu letak satu huruf, dari A-Z
5. Boleh guna huruf “I”, “O”, “Z” sebab beza paras dengan nombor so tak confuse.
6. Boleh pilih nombor dari 00-01 ke 99-99
7. Jika guna cara ini, dapat sekurang-kurangnya 163,619,836,380 kombinasi plat
8. Kalau bawak plate kaler kuning boleh bangga
9. Boleh mengelakkan pekerja melaram dengan kenderaan kerajaan or kenderaan milik syarikat.

So ape lagi encik JPJ? anda terima cadangan saya? :P

Contoh penggunaan :

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Datuk K, Siti Nurhaliza, Lagu dan anaknya..

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Lepas Siti dan Datuk K kawin, agak-agak camne muka anak diorg?

Siti dan Datuk K

Anak Siti dan Datuk K

ekeke.. thanks Shikin from Farisian Alumni

Back to popular demand, video lagu siti dan datuk K, by pojansdnbhd

Lirik :

sebuah gubahan lagu yang digubah,
untuk melahirkan perasaan seorang orang-orang bujang,
Yang meminati siti nurhaliza, bukan sahaja di malaysia,
malah di singapura, brunei, brunei, kemboja, laos,
dan juga mana-mana.. mungkin sampai ke jepun..

perkahwinan sit.. datuk.. datuk k dan juga siti nurhaliza
untuk kamu berdua kami gubahkan lagu ini.. terimalah..

Ooh yeah.. 3x

bila siti jauh aku rasa rindu hey
kalau dia kawin aku tak nak datang seh
kerana dia kawin dengan datuk k
datuk k datuk k k, k k k..

kau nak kawin dengan siti
kau dah potong jalan kami
ini tak boleh jadi
kau memang tak sedar diri.. yeay

background vocal (wowow yeay..)

dulu siti kata tak kisah siapa laki
asal kan dia seorang yang baik hati
tapi siti sekarang sudah mungkin janji
kawin dengan datuk duda pulak tu lagi

background vocal (wowow yeay..)

datuk k nak kawin dengan siti
kau dah potong jalan kami
ini tak boleh jadi

background vocal (wowow yeay..)

walaupun kau telah menghancurkan hatiku
akukan tetap meminati mu
walau pun sudah tiga dagu
aku belum siap lirik yang ini punya

background vocal (wowow yeay..)

walaupun begitu kami mengucapkan selamat pengantin baru,
bagi siti nurhaliza dan juga datuk k,
semoga mahligai yang dibina,
majlis yang akan berlangsung di KLCC,
yang memakan belanja lima ratus ribu ringgit malaysia
akan berkekalan tidak seperti yusri dan erra,
yang sedang memikirkan untuk mendapatkan perceraian,
setelah majlis yang menelan belanja beribu-ribu juta ringgit malaysia,
bukankan lebih baik didermakan kepada anak-anak yatim,
dan juga anak-anak yang kurang upaya tapi tak apa,
begitulah dunia artis yang penuh dengan pembaziran dan penipuan

ooo yea??????
ooo yea yea
datuk k datuk k k k k k k k k.. (fade out)

Chinese brothers drive homemade F1 car

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Source : China Economic Net

F1
Brothers Zhao Xiushun (L) and Zhao Xiuguo test drive their homemade model of Formula One car outside their house in Tangshan, Hebei Province, some 180km (113 miles) east of Beijing July 21, 2006. The brothers, who built the car from scrap metal, said they wanted to design and build the first Formula One race car in China. [Reuters]

F1
Zhao Xiuguo drives a homemade model of Formula One car in Tangshan, Hebei Province, some 180km (113 miles) east of Beijing July 21, 2006. Zhao Xiuguo and his brother Zhao Xiushun built the car from scrap metal and said that they wanted to design and build the first Formula One racecar in China. [Reuters]

F1
Brothers Zhao Xiushun (L) and Zhao Xiuguo prepare to drive their homemade model of Formula One car outside their house in Tangshan, Hebei Province, some 180km (113 miles) east of Beijing July 21, 2006. Zhao Xiuguo and his brother Zhao Xiushun built the car from scrap metal and said that they wanted to design and build the first Formula One racecar in China. [Reuters]

F1
Brothers Zhao Xiushun (L) and Zhao Xiuguo prepare to drive their homemade model of Formula One car outside their house in Tangshan, Hebei Province, some 180km (113 miles) east of Beijing July 21, 2006. Zhao Xiuguo and his brother Zhao Xiushun built the car from scrap metal and said that they wanted to design and build the first Formula One racecar in China. [Reuters]

F1
Brothers Zhao Xiushun (L) and Zhao Xiuguo prepare to drive their homemade model of Formula One car outside their house in Tangshan, Hebei Province, some 180km (113 miles) east of Beijing July 21, 2006. Zhao Xiuguo and his brother Zhao Xiushun built the car from scrap metal and said that they wanted to design and build the first Formula One racecar in China. [Reuters]

F1
Zhao Xiushun looks at his homemade racecars outside his house in Tangshan, Hebei Province, some 180km (113 miles) east of Beijing July 21, 2006. Zhao Xiushun and his brother Zhao Xiuguo built the car from scrap metal and said they wanted to design and build the first Formula One racecar in China. [Reuters]

F1
A vehicle drives past a homemade model of Formula One car in Tangshan, Hebei Province, some 180km (113 miles) east of Beijing July 21, 2006. Brothers Zhao Xiushun and Zhao Xiuguo, who built the car from scrap metal, said they wanted to design and build the first Formula One racecar in China. [Reuters]

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